1.) The ability to enter and control people’s dreams. It’s not illegal to invade an evil politician’s dreams and force him to experience horrible recurring nightmares until he changes his policies, is it? I’ve had a self-aware nightmare disorder that took the form of a monstrous dog that could torment me even during lucid dreaming, and I would absolutely wish that on my worst enemy. If I could bend the dreams of my enemies to my will… augh! Sure, it’s a subtle power, and… maybe I’m kind of evil? Still. Some people don’t deserve a pleasant night’s sleep. Bring on the goddamn Inception bullshit.
2) Shapeshifting, obviously.
2.) Talking to animals. Or teleportation. I’d go for either!
I wanna hs au where Rodimus isn’t a popular jock dude but like a sort of lame, no friends nerd who wants to fit in but can’t
I can just imagine like one day a foreign exchange student (Drift) comes to class and sees that Rodimus likes PokeMon cards and whips out one of his and is like “BAM BULBASAUR”
YES
Oml foreign exchange student Drift becoming besties with Roddy.
In the past, Direct Current was thought to be the future of power transmission. Then a young pimp named Nikola Tesla stepped in and showed that Alternating Current was the future. The inventor was ridiculed, bashed and attacked for years by dipshits who were blinded by commercial interests, but Tesla rose above the dense fucks and proved that AC was far more superior than DC. Eventually, all scientists/engineers with any intellect realized AC’s advantages to DC, so all the corporate derps of that time instantly switched to AC to reap benefits off Tesla’s work. And so while everyone else was finally catching up to the young pimp, Tesla had already moved on to new discoveries in power transmission–World Wireless Technology. But the commercial development of AC had taken full force, and the development of power transmission could not misdirect again to Tesla’s new developments like it had from DC to AC. The pimp was pushed aside and ignored while the children played with his kid toys. So the Industrial Revolution continued to strive off Tesla’s primitive work instead of following him in his newly developed technology, and the future was mislead in a unrefined direction in power transmission. Now the future is a hundred years behind with no site of returning back to the technology Tesla wanted to bring the world.
And this… is the true story of Nikola Tesla (in a nutshell).